Design idea for a watch:
It has no numbers or hands. It has only text saying Time has no meaning. It is sold in both jewel-encrusted and cheap knock-off versions.
I do not make them myself. I license manufacturers in Asia and distributors in Europe and North America.
Deconstructing my performance-art-as-text, you will discern my underlying jab at the crassness of capitalism.
I would comment on that but I have no time.
Yet again proving philosophers have the oddest sense of humor.