Starting a “Thanks to the X …” humor series

I want to start a “Thanks to the X …” series. A classic example:

“We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.” (Robert Silensky)

And:

“We’ve been taught that all men are created equal. Now, thanks to the porn industry, we know this is not true.”

Others? Please add them in the Comments section below.

1 thought on “Starting a “Thanks to the X …” humor series”

  1. He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them. (Ancient Chinese Saying)

    You can lead a man to an empty toilet paper roll, but you can´t make him change it..

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