Capitalism, Socialism, & Communism are visiting and chatting. Socialism says he needs to do an errand. Three hours later he returns with a small package.
“What took you so long?” asks Capitalism.
“I had to buy some sausage, and there was a long line,” Socialism explains.
“What’s a line?” asks Capitalism.
And Communism inquires, “What’s sausage?”
(A Soviet joke)
