Stephen Hicks, Ph.D.

Archilochus

I think of him as the anti-Homer poet. While Homer’s subjects are gods and heroes, Archilochus writes of drunkenness, running away to live and perhaps fight another day, the common man with his feet planted firmly on the ground — and, occasionally of sweet love.

Not much is known about him other than that he was alive sometime during the mid-7th century BCE. The italicized introductions are mine; the translations are from this Bernard Knox edition.

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On drinking:

And I know how to lead off
The sprightly dance
Of the Lord Dionysus,
The dithyramb.

I do it thunderstruck
With wine.

And:

Kindly pass the cup down the deck
And keep it coming from the barrel,
Good red wine, and don’t stir up the dregs,
And don’t think why we shouldn’t be,
More than any other, drunk on guard duty.

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On getting even:

One sizable thing I do know:
How to get back my own
With a man doing me wrong.

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On the salt of the earth:

I don’t like the towering captain with the spraddly length of leg,
One who swaggers in his lovelocks and cleanshaves beneath the chin.
Give me a man short and squarely set upon his legs, a man
Full of heart, not to be shaken from the place he plants his feet.

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On running away to survive:

Some barbarian is waving my shield, since I was obliged to
leave that perfectly good piece of equipment behind
under a bush. But I got away, so what does it matter?
Let the shield go; I can buy another one equally good.

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On foxes and hedgehogs:

The fox knows many tricks, the hedgehog only one.
One good one.

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Then, surprisingly, love:

O that I might but touch
Neobulé’s hand.

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(This is the same Archilochus of whom Heraclitus said, “Homer deserves to be thrown out of the contests and flogged, and Archilochus too.” But that is another story.)

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(Nietzsche too mentions Archilochus in Section 5 of The Birth of Tragedy, interpreting him as Dionysos’ vehicle. But that too is another story. Now kindly pass the cup down the deck.)

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Shoes and wisdom

There is wisdom in shoes:

“Once I was sad because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet.” Your problems are not as bad as they could be.

“Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.” Knowing the other’s context puts you in a better position to judge him.

Interesting that those shoe quotations involve keeping one’s cognitive feet on the ground, so to speak. As does this one from Carl Jung:

“The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.” Life is individual, so exercise particularized judgment.

On the integrity of substance and style: “Show me your shoes and I will tell you who you are.” You are what you wear gets about 413,000 hits on Google. Which makes me wonder who would match the items at right.

Then there are the comic take-offs:

“I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, ‘Got any shoes you’re not using?’” (Steven Wright)

“Once I was sad because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it’s not like he needed them.” (Also Steven Wright?)

“Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.” (Steve Martin?)

I always knew Steves have the best sense of humor.

But we must acknowledge these serious objections:

According to Zeno, it is impossible to walk a step (let alone a whole mile) in another man’s shoes.

Worse, as we learn from Heraclitus: You cannot step into the same shoes twice.

Descartes on a health kick: I walk, therefore I am.

And this from Nietzsche’s weird cousin: Live shoelessly.

More?

Update: My friend Mike asks whether the sole really exists. What a heel.