Life and death desert scenario — dark humor

[I can’t remember where I saw a variation of this posted online.]

You’re driving through a remote desert on your motorcycle and come across three stranded people. Your motorcycle can carry only one additional person.

The three stranded people? An old woman who needs a hospital, your best friend who saved your life, and the woman of your dreams.

What do you do?

  1. Give the motorcycle key to your friend so he can take old woman to hospital. You stay with the woman.
  2. The old woman? She’s going to die anyway, and end-of-life care is expensive. So have sex with the woman of your dreams. Get her phone number, and then leave with your best friend to go have a few beers.

 

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