Artistic slogan generator

[Warning in this litigious age: Humor ahead.]

Those of us with artistic sensibilities often find it a challenge to communicate (and commune with) our revolutionary artistic credos using totally inadequate bourgeois concepts. So my comrade in arms, George Plumley, sent me a very helpful link: The Market-O-Matic (1.0) [fine arts version].

The results are in. Even my name has been transformed to trans-communicate my meta-manifesto:

artiste-150x191Work of Meta-Art in the Age of Generative Reproduction

The flux creates, the empire permeates. In the synoptic space, art objects are deprecations of the iterations of the flux — a flux that uses the empire as a parallax to deconstruct ideas, patterns, and emotions. With the devolution of the electronic environment, the flux is conceiving a point where it will be free from the empire to transcend immersions into the parameters of the delphic space. Work of Meta-Art in the Age of Generative Reproduction contains 10 minimal dhtml engines (also refered to as “memes”) that enable the user to make ontological audio/visual compositions.

measuring chains, constructing realities
putting into place forms
a matrix of illusion and disillusion
a strange attracting force
so that a seduced reality will be able to spontaneously feed on it

Stefan Stefano‘s work investigates the nuances of modulations through the use of stopframe motion and close-ups which emphasize the Generative nature of digital media. Stefano explores abstract and edgy scenery as motifs to describe the idea of hyper-real space. Using cognized loops, non-linear narratives, and neo-fascist images as patterns, Stefano creates meditative environments which suggest the expansion of culture…

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I feel affirmed. You too may try.

[Sideways link: Artists, Capitalists, and the Fate of Art under Capitalism]

One thought on “Artistic slogan generator

  • January 16, 2012 at 4:12 am
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    This clarifies a lot. What a time saver. As I long suspected, with humans or computers, GIGO. If I had only known the method, I would have seen there was no point in trying to wring meaning out of sundry articles and commentators. Now exposed, it should have been obvious all along. Now I can be an intellectual, too. It’s all technique, not substance. Brilliant.

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